For many people, Valentine’s Day presents *** problem just what to get for that special someone. Flowers, candy, and cards are the traditional and still most popular way of showing your feelings, no matter what your feelings are. Suppose there’s *** person that you don’t really care about anymore, but you still want them to know what your true feelings are. Have I got *** gift for you? This little beauty is imported from Asia. 5 of his friends have been sold in the past 2 weeks. This gift is one that’s guaranteed not to wilt. It isn’t fattening, and one size surely fits all. You can give it to someone you don’t care about, or someone who can take *** joke. People will buy amazing things for *** joke, and we didn’t know if, if how people would take to it, but we’re really not surprised. He doesn’t need much room and consumes 10 crickets *** day. For 1895, this gift of love can be yours, complete with *** day’s supply of crickets. One thing though, I didn’t find out if *** kiss will transform this toad into *** prince. I leave you to find that out yourself. In Elk Grove, Marty Gonzalez for Channel 3 reports. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Could a frog be the best gift for your Valentine? Watch this 1982 clip to find out
A frog could express how you’re feeling towards your most despised, too.
The last thing anyone wants is a thoughtless gift on Valentine’s Day. If you’re still searching for something, don’t worry, a frog may or may not be perfect.Gifting someone a frog has endless implications. For one, it’s spot-on for that chronically single friend or family member. If Kermit or Prince Naveen are any indication, the new company will at least be entertaining. A frog gift could be great for an enemy, too. Nothing announces dramatic negative sentiment quite like a present that has slimy, webbed feet. If your paramour likes animals that jump and croak, well… look no further. To avoid the ultimate betrayal of re-gifting, make sure to ask your friend, enemy or loved one if they’d be interested in a bug-eating gift beforehand.If you liked this retro find, check out the archival playlist below.
The last thing anyone wants is a thoughtless gift on Valentine’s Day. If you’re still searching for something, don’t worry, a frog may or may not be perfect.
Gifting someone a frog has endless implications. For one, it’s spot-on for that chronically single friend or family member. If Kermit or Prince Naveen are any indication, the new company will at least be entertaining.
A frog gift could be great for an enemy, too. Nothing announces dramatic negative sentiment quite like a present that has slimy, webbed feet.
If your paramour likes animals that jump and croak, well… look no further.
To avoid the ultimate betrayal of re-gifting, make sure to ask your friend, enemy or loved one if they’d be interested in a bug-eating gift beforehand.
If you liked this retro find, check out the archival playlist below.
